Assassins Curently Active: 11

Assassins Cleaned: 4

Tequila and The Jackal weclome you.

The Game Begins!!!

Here is a copy of the Red League Invitation Letter.

Here is a copy of the Assasin's Handbook.

Kill Number 1:
Feisty Fawn assassinates This Drink's on Me.  Congratulations!

Jul 12, 2007 9:50 AM

"I neutralized my target around 10:30 pm last night at 201 Gross St.
apartment 2.
The Scene: The bathroom hallway.
The Agent: Taking a leak after consuming many margaritas
The Assassin: Stealthily pinned against the hallway waiting in
anticipation for the agent to finish. Told a civilian waiting in line
to "disappear for a while" and that i would let them know when the
bathroom was free *mo ha ha ha*.
The Kill!: Agent This Drinks on Me opened the bathroom door to find
Feisty Fawn's weapon greeting him. I proclaimed, slightly drunkenly,
"no! your dead!"  A cry rang out "Nooooooo". No one could hear his cry
over the music! Splash!
Moral: Agent This Drinks on Me had one too many drinks in him that
sent him to an early grave . . ."

Kill Number 2:

La Sombra assassinates Orb Killer.

Jul 22, 2007 2:11 PM

"orb killer has been eliminated...he was shot dead yesterday
evening upon leaving the bathroom at a bbq on south graham..."

Kill Number 3:

Cap G assassinates Charlotte CorDEAD.

Jul 22, 2007 11:21 PM

"mission accomplished.  there was liquor involved.  and freaky [italian] cinema.  if you publish this, let it be known that i'll shoot in the back.  or in the front.  or the side.  or the crotch.  when and where you feel safest.  i don't give a fuck."

Kill Number 4:

Grease Lightning assassinates La Sombra

Jul 24, 2007 4:00 PM

"Yes the report is true. The death of La Sambra was done by my hand. On the way to an afternoon drink in Bloomfield the water splashed around 4 :00. The shot was effieciently placed in the side of the neck leaving little recourse from my victim. A message to the rest; your already dead you just have not accepeted it yet."